Ski Racing Australia
World Championships – Belgium, July 2009
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Drivers

Name: Chris Teelow

Age: 44

Location: Wellington/Dubbo

Occupation: Pool builder

Boat: ‘Achilles’

Position in team: Driver

Other team members: Keith Buxton, Sarah Teelow

Previous worlds experience: Trailer driver, black boy for Tania in1988 & 2007 Worlds

How long have you been ski racing?: On and off since 1981

Ski racing highlights: Grafton Nationals women’s open, towing Sarah in the 2009 world selections, towing the kids in any race and towing ‘Boony’ (now prohibited-boat breaker)

Favourite racing venue: Port Macquarie, Iguana Joe’s Gosford

Where do you think Worlds 2011 should be held? Sunny Queensland or Abu Dhabi

Your hobby (not waterski related): Dirt bikes, Golf

Dream holiday destination: Monaco

If I had a theme song, it would be: ‘Start me up’ Rolling Stones

I’d love to have a beer with: Everyone

Best advice you’ve been given: ‘Harden up’, If it’s not on it’s not on!

Best movie you’ve seen in a while: ‘Forrest Gump’

Favourite TV show (current or classic): Banana splits

Best board-game ever: Naked twister

Three people (living or dead) that you’d like to invite to dinner: Greg Foran, Jim Lovell (Apollo 13), Aryton Senna


Name: Geoff Jochinke

Age: Old enough to know better

Location: Seymour Vic

Occupation: Part Time Bank Officer

Boat: Whitenoiz

Position in team: Driver – F 1 Womens

Other team members: Rod Hogben & Cara Jochinke

Previous Worlds experience: New Zealand 2007 - Driving Noizworks for Cara in Women’s F1

How long have you been ski racing: Approx 20 years

Ski racing highlights: Last World Titles in New Zealand, New Zealand Bridge to Bridge, President Trophy for VWSA very early in our Racing career & having the opportunity to drive boats such as Whitenoiz and Noizworks towing my 3 daughters, Elise, Siahn & Cara.

Favourite racing venue: Southern 80, Robinvale & Mildura

Where do you think the 2011 worlds should be: Australia

Your hobby (not water ski related): with ski racing when do you have time for another hobby??? Would be golf.

Favourite sporting team: Collingwood

Dream holiday destination: caravanning Australia at our leisure

When I grow up I want to be - Too late already there

If I had a theme song it would be – Would have to be “Whitenoiz”


"Go Team”



Name: Brent Wisemantel

Age: 34

Location: Sydney

Occupation: Owner driver

Boat: Tuff-E-Nuff Team 50

Position in team: Driver

Other team members: Fyfey (Andrew Fyfe), Cotto (Daniel Cotton) Trudi Stout, Ray Wisemantel and Ruddy Rudi (Stout).

Previous worlds experience: Spain 1999, silver in Junior Boys

How long have you been ski racing?: 17 years

Ski racing highlights: Many Aussie titles in Tuff E Nuff 50 and Stokin, and wins at the Port Macquarie state titles, and 2 first places in Spain in 99.

Favourite racing venue: Gosford (in the old days), Canberra, Newcastle.

Where do you think Worlds 2011 should be held? The Gold Coast or Sydney Harbour

Your hobby (not waterski related): Dirt bike riding

Favourite sporting team (any code): Team Vodafone V8s, Firebird team

When I grow up, I want to be rich so I can own a twin turbo F21 Force to race Superclass

Dream holiday destination: Greek islands

If I had a theme song, it would be: ‘We Can’t Be Beaten’ by Angry Anderson.

I’d love to have a beer with: Fyfey, Bub and Brando

Best advice you’ve been given: never give up

Best movie you’ve seen in a while: Days of Thunder

Favourite TV show (current or classic): Two and a Half Men

Best board-game ever: Scrabble

Three people (living or dead) that you’d like to invite to dinner: Charlie Sheen, Brooksy and Richard Branson.


Name: Steve Shipp

Age: Old Enough

Location: Bendigo Victoria

Occupation: Director

Boat: Whitenoiz

Position in team: Driver

Other team members: Robbie Henderson, Maddison Boyer

Previous worlds experience: Team member for Noizeworks observing for Maddison in New Zealand.Training for the Spain Worlds, with Brett Armstrong, Rick Love and Gavin Bricker, Training for Chelsea blight to USA.

How long have you been ski racing?: First Race S80 in 1981, 28 years. On ski racing committees for 16 years.

Ski racing highlights: Racing with my Family, watch my kids compete. Boat of year for Victoria 2 years in row.

Favourite racing venue: Lake Cooper, Robinvale, Wagga Wagga,

Where do you think Worlds 2011 should be held? In Australia, some great venues available, but must put on as a united team.

Your hobby (not waterski related): What is left other than supermarkets!

Favourite sporting team (any code): Collingwood

When I grow up, I want to be ...  To old to grow up, need to slow down to smell the roses.

Dream holiday destination: Australia, it’s a big country and want to see a lot more,

I’d love to have a beer with: The boys, a wine with the girls and a BBQ with all our ski racing family.

Best advice you’ve been given: ten little words, If It Is To Be It Is Up To Me, and slowly slowly catch the monkey!

Best movie you’ve seen in a while: Haven’t had the time, a lot of racing, committees and of course my business

Favourite TV show (current or classic): Underbelly, Footy Show, Flinstones,

GO TEAM!


Name: Greg Houston

Age: 52

Location: Wilberforce NSW

Occupation Plumber

Division: Junior Boys

Boat: “Stinga” F1

Other team members: Jack Houston, Kevin Boylan

Previous worlds experience:

1987 Towed Greg Forster (USA) Wisemans Ferry Australia.

2001 Qualified Ann Proctor #1 for Worlds in USA

2001 Won Womens World Championship.

2003 Qualified Ann Proctor # 1 for Worlds in USA – Could not attend.

2005 Qualified Ann Procter # 1 for Worlds in England – Could not attend.

2007 Qualified Ann Proctor # 1 for Worlds in New Zealand.

Won Womens World Championship.

2007 Qualified Jason Walmsley #1 for Worlds in New Zealand.

Won Mens World Championships.

2009 Qualified Jack Houston #1 Junior Boys for Worlds in Belgium.

How long have you been ski racing?: Started Ski Racing in 1981 - 28 years

Ski racing highlights: Winning 2001 World Championships towing the Great Ann Procter

Winning my 1st Bridge to Bridge in 2002. The greatest Ski race in the world.

Qualifying Jack Houston as the #1 Junior Boys skier for the 2009 Worlds.

Favourite racing venue: Hawkesbury River and Botany Bay for Worlds

Have you raced outside Australia before (if so, where/when)?:

USA – Las Vegas Nevada, Parker Arrizona, Catalina Island Long Beach.

New Zealand – Rotorua, Lake Taupo.

Where do you think Worlds 2011 should be held? SYDNEY AUSTRALIA


Name: Troy Kennedy

Age:
35

Location:
Emu Plains

Occupation
: Real estate agent, auctioneer

Boat:
Bernico Racing, Gulf Western Racing

Position in team:
Driver

Other team members:
Luke Keys, Murray Hackett, Jason Bennett, Mark Weaver

Previous worlds experience:
driver in Junior Girls 2003, F2 2005, F2 2007

How long have you been ski racing
: 12 years

Ski racing highlights:
last race in New Zealand 2007 to help Chris Stout win F2 Men's world championship, Under 10s Bridge to Bridge 2008

Favourite racing venues:
Wiseman's Ferry and Toukley

Where do you think Worlds 2010 should be held
: Australia - Wiseman's, Gosford, Newcastle

Your hobby:
Golf

Favourite sporting team:
Penrith Panthers

When I grow up, I want to be
: wealthy, so I can play golf and race wherever, whenever

Dream holiday destination:
French Riviera

If I had a theme song, it would be:
Forever Young

I'd love to have a beer with:
anyone who'd care to join me

Best advice you've been given:
You only gt one chance at life

Best movie you've seen in a while:
Caddy Shack

Favourite TV show:
Two and a Half Men

Best board game ever:
Monopoly

Three people you'd like to invite to dinner:
Tiger Woods, Lance Armstrong and Ann Procter.



Observers

Name: Mick Kelly

Age: 29

Location: Springfield

Occupation: Teacher

Boat: 222 No Mercy

Position in team: Observer

Other team members: Robbie Wright, Chris Stout

Previous worlds experience: Zero

How long have you been ski racing?: 15 years

Ski racing highlights: 3rd Outright Sydney Bridge, Unlimited Record, with Macca and Sapphire

Favourite racing venue: Moogerah Dam

Where do you think Worlds 2011 should be held? Gold Coast

Your hobby (not waterski related): My Dog, Oswald.

Favourite sporting team (any code): Queensland Origin Team

When I grow up, I want to be…. Don’t want to grow up.

Dream holiday destination: Somewhere quiet

If I had a theme song, it would be: It’s Your Round (Hoods)

I’d love to have a beer with: Tim Winton

Best advice you’ve been given: Aim low, be pleasantly surprised.

Best movie you’ve seen in a while: The Hangover

Favourite TV show (current or classic): Scrubs

Best board-game ever: Monoply

Three people (living or dead) that you’d like to invite to dinner: Dr Katrina Watson, Sir Edmund Hillary, Eddie Murphy


Name: Andrew Fyfe

Age: 35

Location: Bella Vista

Occupation: Sales

Boat: Tuff–E-Nuff

Position in team: Observer

Other team members: Brent Wisemantel, Daniel Cotton, Trudi Stout

Previous worlds experience: None

How long have you been ski racing?: 16 years

Ski racing highlights: Many State & Australian title wins

Favourite racing venue: Sydney Bridge to Bridge

Where do you think Worlds 2011 should be held? Cairns

Your hobby (not waterski related): Going to the gym and cycling

Favourite sporting team (any code): Australian Cricket Team

When I grow up, I want to be… I am already old.

Dream holiday destination: Sailing around Whitsundays

If I had a theme song, it would be: Working Class Man

I’d love to have a beer with: Wisey

Best advice you’ve been given: Try harder

Favourite TV show (current or classic): Two and Half Men

Best board-game ever: Monopoly

Three people (living or dead) that you’d like to invite to dinner: Richard Branson, Jennifer Hawkins, Robin Williams



Name: Keith Buxton

Age: 30

Location: Sydney

Occupation: Air-conditioning Installation

Boat: Belgium #1

Position in team: Observer

Other team members: Bethany Pledger, Werner Vanespan

Previous worlds experience: Skier men's team 2003 Los Angeles, Reserve skier men's team 2001 Las Vegas

How long have you been ski racing?: 22 years

Ski racing highlights: World Titles 2003 / skiing with Stephen Robertson and Ian Dipple

Favourite racing venue: Botany Bay

Where do you think Worlds 2011 should be held? Palm Beach, Sydney

Your hobby (not waterski related): Sex

Favourite sporting team (any code): Canterbury Bulldogs

When I grow up, I want to be… A millionaire, so I can ski race

Dream holiday destination: Deniliquin

If I had a theme song, it would be: I have a theme song, it’s ‘Eye of the Tiger.’

I’d love to have a beer with: Duncan

Best advice you’ve been given: When in doubt wave up

Favourite TV show (current or classic): Sea Patrol

Best board-game ever: Battleship

Three people (living or dead) that you’d like to invite to dinner: Ian Dipple, Bethany Pledger, Eddie Murphy


Name: Kevin Boylan

Age: 47

Location: Ebenezer NSW

Occupation: Truck Driver

Boat: Stinga

Position in team: Observer

Other team members: Greg and Jack Houston

Previous worlds experience: Drove 1997 Sydney, Observed 1999, 01, 03, 05, 07 & 09

How long have you been ski racing?: 34 years (non stop)

Ski racing highlights: Towing my kids in their first race and winning my first Worlds with Ann Procter.

Favourite racing venue: Hawkesbury River – especially Sackville to Windsor

Where do you think Worlds 2011 should be held? Botany Bay, Gosford – 2 each

Your hobby (not waterski related): Fishing and just bummin’ up & down the river

Favourite sporting team (any code): Broncos & Team Ferrari

When I grow up, I want to be rich so I can look forward and not get a sore back

Dream holiday destination: Catalina 2010

If I had a theme song, it would be: ‘If I Could Dream’ by Elvis

I’d love to have a beer with: Pauline Hanson

Best advice you’ve been given: Give as good as you get

Best movie you’ve seen in a while: Days of Thunder

Favourite TV show (current or classic): F Troop, South Park & Happy Days

Best board-game ever: Monopoly

Three people (living or dead) that you’d like to invite to dinner: My Mum, Cam Wymer and anyone that can sit there and talk about the good old days of ski racing.


Name: Steven ‘Bub’ Robertson

Age: 22

Location: Five Dock, NSW

Occupation: Logistics Manager

Boat: 72

Position in team: Observer

Other team members: Bart Smets and Lauryn Eagle

Previous worlds experience: Watched them all since 1991

How long have you been ski racing?: A while…

Ski racing highlights: Skiing with Paul Robertson. More highlights to come

Favourite racing venue: Sydney Harbour

Where do you think Worlds 2011 should be held? Sydney Harbour or Abu Dhabi

Your hobby (not waterski related): Ice Hockey

Favourite sporting team (any code): Detroit Red Wings (NHL)

When I grow up, I want to be…. Whatever will be, will be.

Dream holiday destination: Las Vegas

If I had a theme song, it would be: One Summer - Daryl Braithwaite

I’d love to have a beer with: Mike Tyson & Team 50

Best advice you’ve been given: Have a go.

Best movie you’ve seen in a while: Remember the Titans

Favourite TV show: Nitro Circus

Best board-game ever: Connect 4

Three people (living or dead) that you’d like to invite to dinner: Karl Brooks, Kyle Mead and George Bush



Name: Murray Hackett

Age: 48

Occupation: Smash repairs

Boat: Rumours and Bernico

Position: Observer

Other team members: Lex Jones, Kylee Jones, Luke Keys and Troy Kennedy

Previous worlds experience: Men's skier, Spain 1985

How long have you been ski racing: off and on for 40 years

Ski racing highlights: seeing both my kids have state title wins this year

Favourite racing venue: Gold Coast

Where do you think Worlds 2011 should be held: Sackville NSW

Your hobby: Golf

Favourite sporting team: St George Illawarra

When I grow up, I want to be: young, so I can start again

Dream holiday destination: anywhere hot

If I had a theme song it would be: Always Look on the Bright Side of Life

I'd love to have a beer with: Jimmy Barnes

Best advice you've been given: Be positive

Best movie you've seen in a while: Shawshank Redemption

Favourite TV show: Seinfeld

Three people you'd like to invite to dinner: Jennifer Hawkins, Suzie Wilkes and David PIckels.



Name: Ray Knights

Age: 53

Location: Parkes

Occupation: Builder

Position in team: Observer

Other team members: Melissa Tidswell (F2 Women's reserve)

How long have you been ski racing: eight years

Ski racing highlights: Australian title in Under 19 Boys marathon with son Kris, winning Observer of the Year for Country & ACT in 2008 and 2009, Under 19 Girls Bridge 1 Up with Melissa, owning ASM.

Favourite racing venue: Wyangala Dam and Echuca

Where do you think Worlds 2011 should be held: Australia

Your hobby: Family, Masonic Lodge

Favourite sporting team: Rabbitohs

When I grow up, I want to be: my son Kris, so I can get it as easy as he does at home!

Dream holiday destination: Whitsundays

If I had a theme song, it would be: any Neil Diamond hits

I'd love to have a beer with: Ron Coote

Best advice you've been given: nothing beats common sense

Best movie you've seen in a while: Forgetting Sarah Marshall

Favourite TV show: MASH, Roadrunner cartoons

Best board game ever: Monopoly

Three people you'd like to invite to dinner: Ron Coote, Shane Gould, Sigrid Thornton



Name: Shaun Williams

Age: 28

Location: Torrumbarry

Occupation: Metal fab

Boat: Showbiz

Position: Observer

Other team members: David Tidswell, Susan Cartwright

How long have you been ski racing: 10 years

Ski racing highlights: 5 Aussie titles, outright social records with Illusion

Favourite racing venue: Murray River

Where do you think Worlds 2011 should be held: Queensland or United Arab Emirates

Favourite sporting team: Carlton

When I grow up, I want to be: rich, so I can race non-stop

Dream holiday destination: Anywhere hot - 35C +

Best movie you've seen in a while: Remember the Titans, On Any Given Sunday, Waterboy

Favourite TV show: Two and a Half Men
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